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We solemnly swear to serve your musical needs in this hour of need, beginning with the first 30 minute episode of The Total Cosmisch Universe, an absurd musical adventure that will make you laugh till you pee a bit.

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Propaganda

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This was the first public showing of a nice gutter version of our latest track 'Propaganda'.

We were testing it out on the Knickers Club crowd, the first ears to listen to it, Knickers crowd is the best crowd and we were so chuffed by the response.

We'll be making the official recording this week, we promise to keep it gutter x
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Total Cosmisch Radio Teaser

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Step inside the Total Cosmisch Universe, with this 5-minute teaser ahead of the full release in March 2026. Expect absurd characters, hook-heavy soulful songs, and live-improvised comedy, all turning the everyday into Read more

Step inside the Total Cosmisch Universe, with this 5-minute teaser ahead of the full release in March 2026.

Expect absurd characters, hook-heavy soulful songs, and live-improvised comedy, all turning the everyday into something magical, funny, and strangely moving. This snippet gives a taste of the universe — a portal into the surreal supermarket where mundane life gets an absurd and musical twist.

Listen now and get ready for the full experience in March 2026.

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    Supermarketism the radio series, 5 min teaser 5:23
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Walk the Aisles

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'Walk the Aisles', is a soul-gospel-pop trip. Equal parts absurd and uplifting, it skewers the absurdity of consumer culture while launching listeners into cosmic reflection. The first musical release from the Total Read more
'Walk the Aisles', is a soul-gospel-pop trip. Equal parts absurd and uplifting, it skewers the absurdity of consumer culture while launching listeners into cosmic reflection.

The first musical release from the Total Cosmisch Musical, an absurd comedy laden with original dance and soul music.

The show, which has been touring theatres and live music venues in and around London and UK fringe festivals since 2023, is currently being made into an audio / radio project, available on Bandcamp in March 2026 in a 4 part series.

To find out more about the project and Total Cosmisch see: www.totalcosmisch.com
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